Just spent some money on me. It feels weird. Good, but weird.
I never really buy stuff anymore- and I basically have forbidden myself to buy luxuries until my account is stable again- but I couldn’t resist a dress and a shirt on an outlet website. I ordered online, which I always feel is sketchy with clothes, but I’d tried these on in the retail store when they were priced much higher, so I feel okay.
Can’t wait to get them! :) :)
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
vomit | no way | don’t ship | okay | fucking cute | adorable | sexy | perfect | flawless | ship forever | i will ship them in hell
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours